theannieplanet

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

What it would look like if I took out an add on this

Available:
Boyfriend position

Description: Love, cuddle and comfort One girl who doesn’t have a lot to say. Enjoys spending time in her own mind and engaging in intellectual conversation. Is too nice for her own good and avoids drama at all times.

Requirements:
must be protective strong, Trustworthy and reliable.*
must put up with a little OCD and dyslexia as well ad particularities.
Must be funny and smart.


*Spontaneity and romanticism will be required.

Compensation: the love trust and affection of one very odd introverted girl.

**applicant must not engage in small talk about the weather or sports**

*** douche bags need not apply***