i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
Description: Love, cuddle and comfort One girl who doesn’t have a lot to say. Enjoys spending time in her own mind and engaging in intellectual conversation. Is too nice for her own good and avoids drama at all times.
must be protective strong, Trustworthy and reliable.*
must put up with a little OCD and dyslexia as well ad particularities.
Must be funny and smart.
*Spontaneity and romanticism will be required.
Compensation: the love trust and affection of one very odd introverted girl.
**applicant must not engage in small talk about the weather or sports**
*** douche bags need not apply***
IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????