- Me: you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
- Me: *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*
greetings! if you see this, you are being recruited to the skeleton war. have a nice day!
T̸̙̫̖ͅH͇͈̱E̪͉̥R̮͔̱̬͍͍E̺̬̙̮ ̤͚̮̩̥̥̣I͓̖̯̙͓̟̰̕S͖̣̙̠̳ ̧M̙̲̣͞O͇̖̗̦̼ ̨͍͚̜E̡͉̺̫̪͉S̟̝͍̘͓C̴̙͎̲ͅP̮͕̙̮̝A̷̟̩I̦̪NG̹̻̭̥̞͇ ͏̭̖̳͕̪̳Ṱ̴̤̠HE ̼̞͈͈Ś̤͇K̯̝̺̣̦̙E̛̫̬L҉̣͕̯̠̙ͅE͏͖T̖̫͍O͖͕̹̲̳N̤̘ ̧̱̱̯̹D̪̜͝ͅR̙̣A̷̟̤F̻̠̭͖̻̤́T̻͔
No it’s not because of me. It’s because i sort have an army of followers and they’re pretty kickass.
M’lord. We have taken Easter Island as ordered, but we’re seeing signs of a counter attack in the works. Do we hold here or counter counter attack them?
1. It’s my lady
2. I didn’t order any attack on Easter Island get back here
0_0… Um… so what should we do with the bodies?
Give them to the Hannibal Fandom or the Supernatural Fandom. They know what to do with bodies.
3. Ah. I’m pretty sure you haven’t heard about … Budapest? Sorry about that.
So i am hearing that you guys have attacked Easter Island, Haiti and Budapest? Have left Easter Island in ruins and offered kittens as an apology and is still planning to attack southern England and Scotland?
The Roman empire took over a lot of the world and failed to get Scotland then kind of felt apart afterwards. England took over Scotland…AND WE GOT IT BACK, you know, from those people that took over most of the world as well.
I SAY BRING IT IF YOU DARE. WE WON’T EVEN NEED GUNS.
We’re not going to fight. I was just going to bribe you with alcohol, cookies, kittens ,puppies and the sudden disappearance of Justin Bieber, Twilight and The Kardashians.
We were defeated when a Tiny William Wallace burst into the clearing in which we had laid our ambush. Our collective, “DAAAAAAWWW” lost us the element of surprise.
aaawwwww they can win
endermen are so cute when they aren’t grumpy. like, I really hope that little block of dirt makes you happy. your arms are so long. gosh I hope you’re having fun toddling around you little sweetpea. yes, that’s a very pretty block of cobble you’ve got there you goofy little noodle. I love endermen
DO YOU EVER SEE SOMETHING SO POORLY WRITTEN THAT YOU ACTUALLY REWRITE IT IN YOUR HEAD AS YOU’RE READING ALONG